Well. Toddlers, hey? They say that the hardest part of parenting is at the start, when you know absolutely NOTHING and are thrown into the deep end regardless. When you are left to flounder about aimlessly with no idea how to cope with this major change in your world that has arrived LITERALLY without warning. #WellExceptForTheWarningThatThePreviousNineMonthsMayHaveGivenYou (more…)
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Diary Of A Crazy Baby – Ten Months Old
Our cheeky girl babe or, as the toddler likes to call her – “Miss Poo Poo Bum Bum”, is ten and a half months old now. Can you believe it? I cannot. I mean, I lived it, but I cannot actually believe any of it. My oh my how time flies when you are exhausted and chasing a crawling baby and a very fast mini person all over the house. (more…)
The ABC’s of Crazy Kids
Aaaah, Kids. Crazy, Crazy Kids. There is something about those teeny tiny humans of ours that can relentlessly push all of the buttons, and yet at the same time instil such a fierce love within us that it fills us almost to bursting. (more…)
Diary Of A Crazy Baby – 9 Months Old
My baby is now Nine Months old. *shudders*. I don’t know why I find this so insanely terrifying, but I do. I really really do. (more…)
What The Bloody Hell Did I Just Say #MumLife
Sigh…mum life, hey? Sometimes as a mum of two, I feel like my life is one big show but one that I don’t really understand. One where I never really know if it’s just a big laugh or not, or one where the joke is totally and always on me. I wonder it ALL of the time. Do you? Let me explain. (more…)
Diary Of A Crazy Baby – Eight Months Old
Wowsa! 8 months old, and my hairless wonder baby is basically an adult. Bloody hell. (more…)
Toddlers And Their Endless Questions
I remember the days before my toddler learned to talk. Do you? (more…)
Sorry Kids, I Just Can’t Today.
Do you ever have those days? You know the ones that I am talking about. The ones where you have kids, but where you are exhausted down to your very core BEFORE you even open your eyes in the morning? (more…)
Diary Of A Crazy Baby – Seven Months Old
Seven Months Old. Already? The baby is seven months old AL-FREAKING READY??!! I know, I know, I say this every month but SHE WAS JUST BLOODY BORN! I haven’t had a single second to scratch my bum or pick my nose since she got here, I swear! (more…)
Diary of a Crazy Baby – Four Months Old
Eat. Play. Sleep. Repeat. That is my life now, right there in that sentence. It’s like Groundhog day over and over again (read about my Groundhog experience with my firstborn son here). And don’t get me wrong, I love it, but I forgot just how monotonous having a baby can be. Monotonous Monotonous Monotonous. Someone get me out of the house Monotonous. (more…)