So, I’m a just gonna come out and say it. Sometimes parenthood is fucking boring. Am I right?! (more…)
Posts tagged “life”
Diary Of A Crazy Baby – 9 Months Old
My baby is now Nine Months old. *shudders*. I don’t know why I find this so insanely terrifying, but I do. I really really do. (more…)
Why I fucking hate housework
Oh my god, I would make a terrible Stepford wife. Do you know why? It’s because I fucking hate housework. (more…)
What The Bloody Hell Did I Just Say #MumLife
Sigh…mum life, hey? Sometimes as a mum of two, I feel like my life is one big show but one that I don’t really understand. One where I never really know if it’s just a big laugh or not, or one where the joke is totally and always on me. I wonder it ALL of the time. Do you? Let me explain. (more…)
Diary Of A Crazy Baby – Eight Months Old
Wowsa! 8 months old, and my hairless wonder baby is basically an adult. Bloody hell. (more…)
Toddlers And Their Endless Questions
I remember the days before my toddler learned to talk. Do you? (more…)
Sorry Kids, I Just Can’t Today.
Do you ever have those days? You know the ones that I am talking about. The ones where you have kids, but where you are exhausted down to your very core BEFORE you even open your eyes in the morning? (more…)
Diary Of A Crazy Baby – Seven Months Old
Seven Months Old. Already? The baby is seven months old AL-FREAKING READY??!! I know, I know, I say this every month but SHE WAS JUST BLOODY BORN! I haven’t had a single second to scratch my bum or pick my nose since she got here, I swear! (more…)
Diary of a Crazy Baby – Six Months Old
My baby hit 6 months and boy oh stinking boy pants, have things changed. (more…)
Diary of a Crazy Baby – Five Months Old
Oh hey there my five month old baby girl!! Are you getting cheeky now my little bald-headed angel? Am I starting to sense some sass going on in that sweet baby head of yours? Five months in … I mean, is that too early to see potential sass?? (more…)